A Sure Sign That You've Had Too Much Vodka--Or Not Enough

Recently eaten: Hamburger Helper
Recent annoyance: IT people who know even less than I do...really

"Pig-Ball" Soccer Match Staged in Russia
From the great Bolshevik mind is born the newest Russian revolution--pig-ball! (Maybe if they pick up the pig and run they'll have the makings of a Russian rugby league) The premise of the game is to set some piglets on a ball covered in mashed carrots. Hell, for a carrot-covered orb I will run a half marathon.


"Whether there's any athletic skill involved — aside from aggressive licking — is an open question."