Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Beeflet exposed!

Recently eaten: Tunafish sub
Recent annoyance: Bloggers

Hello all and welcome to the newest johnny-come-lately blog. Here is some information that may or may not be true about me:


LIES:
- I do not ever sweat. My sweat glands were destroyed in a freak government experiment. Said experiment also left me with amazing buoyancy properties.
- I am not afraid of sharks
- My driving record is impeccable

TRUTHS:
- I get my exercise battling pink robots
- I have been living with an implanted pig kidney...though I can hardly call it living
- Yao Ming is my brother

Blogs are for people who like to hear themselves talk but, in this disconnected world, are more accustomed to the sound of their own typing. I could use some help on upping my self-esteem so this blog should save me hundreds of dollars in therapy. For the rest of you, I hope you find something amusing in my delusions of grandeur.

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