The Beef Identity

Recently eaten: Hot Pocket
Recent annoyance: Pants with side zippers

Google stalking is a time-honored tradition for the young, obsesssed, and just plain curious. The end goal is to find juicy tidbits or compromising photos of your Google victim, however, your search can take an unexpected and shocking turn. Take my name, Phoebe Lee, for example. I Googled myself and embarked on a journey of self-discovery. Here's what I found:

1. I am the sister of the most kick-ass martial arts star ever, Bruce Lee. Frankly, I am not suprised that kung fu runs so deep in my veins. Sometimes, I wake up and all these dead ninjas will be scattered on my bedroom floor. My other brother, Stephen, has probably kept this truth from me hoping that I wouldn't follow in the family footsteps. See this pic of me with the fam.

2. I am an in-your-face awesome pioneer woman of the early 20th century. I was only taken aback to find out that I was born in South Australia in 1904. After some careful consideration, I should have realized that so many aspects of my life had been pointing to this fact if I had only bothered to listen to them. For starters, I have many convict tendencies.

• I fashion the ends of my toothbrushes into shanks.
• I sleep with my clothes on.
• I have been tunneling out of my room with a spoon.
• I am friends with Morgan Freeman.

And, as a woman of Asian descent, I age really well.

3. I am also this chick. I am really going against my own type since I hate aquatic sports AND tennis. Clearly, I joined the team because of the massive trident that the mascot holds.

So, take a moment today to Google stalk yourself, or your non-sexual crush, you just might learn something new.