A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Dollars, Sometimes
Recently eaten: chicken and rice
Recent annoyance: people who say, "oh, it's not that bad" because sometimes it is
Living in Washington, D.C., I have encountered various people with delusions of grandeur that their on-the-rise political careers will be crushed by that random picture of them wearing a sombrero licking tequila off of a barmaid dressed as a mule. I say to these poor dreamers, 'tough cookies'. Alcoholism and debauchery didn't hurt Dubya's rise to power, so a few mildly scandalous pics of you at the roller rink certainly won't keep you from becoming the only representative from Wyoming. Seriously.
P.S. For all you ruiners, upload your career-ending pictures here at Extortr
1 comment:
I would rather have an incriminating picture of me drinking out there than a book written by a cab driver that quotes me as saying, "Oh I'll shave my legs, AND my crotch hairs!"
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